Noah just turned 3. Wha?
Like every human who experiences time, I’m a mix of where-did-the-minutes-go? and dang-this-day-is-longer-than-a-slow-tempo-Les-Miz.
I get to watch him figure stuff out, hear him say, “Daddy, the ceiling fan is like a propeller!” and notice how every sleeping emotion giant inside me gets jabbed awake by his sweet being.
He’s my soul mirror. He sparks deep-buried memories– “I was captivated by Cinderella when I was 3.” or “Oh I remember, that fascination with volcanoes.”
He also inherited my intense emos. When he hurts over anything–from a snatched toy to a skinned knee–I can feel his cry in the middle of my stomach.
And it makes me effing anxious.
These are sensations I muffle in the bottom of the clothes hamper while saying things like, “Suck it up. No time to hurt.”
And now these raw feels stampede through Noah’s prefrontal cortex like a herd of auditioners who just found out the sign-in table got moved, and I get to say hello to their hungry, eager faces again.
When I hold Noah mid-wail, my guts swarm like a poked hornets’ nest. I feel his tears and snot seep through my shirt, and the wise part of me knows he just needs a hug.
Can you imagine if I spoke to him the way I spoke to me?
You might rightfully roll your eyes when your well-meaning pal says in her best breathy therapist voice, “Would you speak that way to your best friend?”
Of course I wouldn’t. I’m not a b to my bestie. If you’re like me, you struggle to turn this love and care toward yourself, too.
You prolly absorbed a message somewheres that says, “The only way to grow is through brutal ass kickery. Humans are jacked up souls in need of Thomas Hobbesian constraint.”
I still hit rewind and play on that Fisher Price tape recorder.
Sometimes, though, I find the wisdom to press pause and question the message.
You might remember the tale of the benevolent music director that showed me you could go from A to B with laughs and joy. Ego Dan is still giving that leadership style the side-eye.
What A to B are you wishing you could take the first-class Acela train to?
If you could plug anything into Google Maps and ask Gracie (our name for GPS–Grace Patricia Smith) to cue you, where would you go?
I would love to know. Email me or share a comment, and tell me about it!
How-to vocal, what-the life stuff, or you just wanna know how I make irresistible salad dressing.
Whyyyyy, Dan? Why todaaaaay? (audition cut in my 20s)
Because I want to know what you need.
And I want to fa-lap-ball-change some tasty, nourishing morsels up in this blog space that’ll make you all Super Mario after that shroom.
When you contact me me to say, “This helped!” I’m Luigi with the fire flower–I’m throwing fuego-balls at all those doom turtles coming at you, and I’m getting you to the next level.
Now I’m belting this:
There’s only one yoooooooo, and folks need to hear the story only yoooooo can sing. (And I can help you with that [u] vowel.)
It’s scientifically true. One you, and yes, I will help you sing [u] in multiple styles.
Remember to give my life a purpose, and click here to email me with your Acela train dream destination.
Or ask me “What is a train? I’ve been watching Facebook Live theatre for over a year.” I wanna help.
And if you’re still wondering, “Dan, how exactly DO I talk to myself and be kind to me without feeling like I’m carrying a dog-eared copy of The Secret in my messenger bag, I made you a video for that, and and I’ll post that on Thursday, so come back and see me then.