I saw a man take out his Christmas tree Last evening and place it on the street. I wanted to explain to him that we Have nine more days the sounding joy repeat. But just that evening I would see a sticker On a hatchback. "Love everyone," It said. Then, "And don't be a dick." The quote was cited --Jesus. It rang true For me -- a distillation of the great Commandment handed down--that we should do Unto our neighbor works we'd celebrate. I'm glad I kept my mouth shut about the tree And spared him lections in church history. Oh man.